The Revolution Walks on Soft Feet
ZERO: Gay bar? You mean gay speakeasy. On the upside, a venue accessible only via a ladder up a disused ventilation shaft and then a rusty slide is less likely to be detected and raided by the police for crimes against decency.
FIVE: There’s a gay football team: hello progress! Too bad they’re not allowed in the “straight league” because nobody would share a locker room with them, forcing them to ahem, play with themselves. Dude, we’re cool with gays but we just don’t want to get hit on and checked out, you know?
TEN: “Gay cuisine” is in vogue, and it entails a lot of brunch and a lot of fusion. Straight people are certainly welcome, as long as they don’t indulge in ostentatious displays of heteronormativity like hand-holding and feeding each other: those people are tolerable, as long as they don’t go around rubbing it in everyone’s faces.