ZERO: Abstinence-only sex education is prioritized, prompting a rearrangement of the three Rs into “reading, ‘riting, and refusing sex.” “Sex education” classes are renamed “life education” becausethe former might prove too arousing.
FIVE: While homos are now deemed tolerable (if not welcomed), don’t expect any mention of them in schools. There’s widespread anxiety that propaganda like rainbow flags, colorful hair dye, and piercings ( especially in the “gay ear”) might convert easily-led youth.
TEN: Male-grooming classes are introduced to the high school curriculum, led by modern day Carson Kressley lookalikes, with focuses on stylizing facial hair and the aesthetic value of thickrimmed glasses. There’s also “gay prom,” and everybody agrees it’s more fun.