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ZERO: The in­te­rior de­sign of known cruis­ing re­strooms is re­done along a theme in­spired by “the chokey” in Roald Dahl’s Matilda, to de­ter “loi­ter­ing.”

FIVE: The “gay­bor­hood” is in­ter­spersed with a whole lot of ac­tive churches, pro­vid­ing for plenty of awk­ward in­ter­ac­tions and mu­tual avoid­ance when the clos­ing of ul­tra late-night gay clubs in­ter­sects with early Sun­day morn­ing mass.

TEN: Traf­fic light col­ors are ad­justed to “rouge,” “light auburn,” and “ver­mil­lion,”; all cross­walks are rain­bows; and all lease-sign­ing pack­ages come with a free box of col­ored chalk so you can cre­ate a cel­e­bra­tory DIY rain­bow cross­walk, Syd­ney Mardi Gras-style.

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