SOCIAL ORDER AND TOLERANCE
ZERO: The “gayborhood” consists of one duplex. City holds straight pride parades. Monthly. Led by special guests Fred Phelps and the reanimated corpse of Oral Roberts. However, parade floats are unintentionally and hilariously phallic.
FIVE: “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” is still a common and acceptable approach to homosexuals in this city’s workplaces: military or otherwise, with the exception of the creative industries where “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” applies to straight people.
TEN: A benevolent gay dictatorship, overseen by a genetic clone of Harvey Milk and drag-wearing, pride parade-leading mayor of Reykjavik, Jon Gnarr – spliced together into one fabulous whole.