ZERO: Courtesy of an efficient municipal Internet censor shipregime, local homosexuals have reverted to using the hanky code to communicate. Remember, dark blue means you’re down for anal and yellow with red spots means you get off on dressing up in a Pikachu outfit.
FIVE: The popular Internet dating site in this city just got with the times and made men seeking men an option on sign-up. Say goodbye to Craigslist!
TEN: Grindr is mostly defunct in this city, because nobody will think twice if you walk around periodically holding up large placards to strangers that contain your relationship status and a 120-character biography.