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ZERO: Cour­tesy of an ef­fi­cient mu­nic­i­pal In­ter­net cen­sor shipregime, lo­cal ho­mo­sex­u­als have re­verted to us­ing the hanky code to com­mu­ni­cate. Re­mem­ber, dark blue means you’re down for anal and yel­low with red spots means you get off on dress­ing up in a Pikachu out­fit.

FIVE: The pop­u­lar In­ter­net dat­ing site in this city just got with the times and made men seek­ing men an op­tion on sign-up. Say good­bye to Craigslist!

TEN: Grindr is mostly de­funct in this city, be­cause no­body will think twice if you walk around pe­ri­od­i­cally hold­ing up large plac­ards to strangers that con­tain your re­la­tion­ship sta­tus and a 120-char­ac­ter bi­og­ra­phy.

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