Post-Breakup Advice Your Friends Think You Need
What does that even mean?! That I’m incapable of understanding heartbreak? That you can only build significant, lifealtering relationships after you hit 35? Or are you implying that emotional healing is like physical healing and younger people are more resilient? Because I’d wager the opposite is true. The first is the worst. Mmmhmm. That's great. You do realize that I once thought the sun shone out his ass and proceeded to perform a close inspection? Part of me still wants to do that. Granted, part of me agrees with your spiteful view and would love nothing more than to deliver a swift kick to his balls. But mostly I just want to drunk text him and never tell you about it. You don't say? Is this someone a 6'9" yoga instructor with the soul of a poet and a goofy smile that simultaneously melts my heart and hardens other parts? With the added bonus of actually wanting to date me? Cause if he’s not an exact replica of my broken heart’s desire, he simply won’t do. Is that crazy of me? Of course. Now give me ice cream. Why on earth would you think this is something I want to hear? I’m a fucking Taurus. Who is a very emotional being. And now you want to tell my stubbornas-hell feels that they’re wrong?