CONAN O’BRIEN:

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“ Don­ald Trump has called for a ban on all im­mi­gra­tion to the United States. Of course, Trump said the ban would be lifted if he ever needs a new wife.”

JIMMY KIM­MEL: “Snoop Dogg threw out the first pitch at the San Diego Padres game, and it went just about ex­actly how you might ex­pect it to go: very high and out­side.”

SETH MEY­ERS: “An Ok­la­homa woman was ar­rested for at­tempt­ing to have her kids blow into her car’s Breath­a­lyzer so that she could drive drunk. Even worse, her kids failed.”

WILL PRESTI: “Curb Your En­thu­si­asm is re­turn­ing for a ninth sea­son. It’s the story of Bernie San­ders real­iz­ing he’s not go­ing to be pres­i­dent.”

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