The season nine premiere finds the Atlanta gals as quotable as ever! We catch up with Kandi Burruss, who critiques her husband Todd’s parenting by quipping, “If I went through [my] body being distorted, you can wake up in the middle of the night and change diapers!” Then there’s Kenya Moore’s home improvement war with Shereé Whitfield as they both renovate their estates. Says Kenya of Chateau Shereé: “It looked like a set from The Blair Witch Project. … Even uglier than that: like Porsha [Williams] without makeup!” Not to be outdone, at Kenya’s perhaps-premature party at Moore Manor, Shereé says, “Kenya’s housewarming invite should’ve come with a hard hat, a dust mat and a friggin’ fan!” Meanwhile, Phaedra Parks poohpoohs the prospect of online dating by declaring, “They say the people on Christianmingle are crazy, they murderers!” We’ve also got Porsha in anger management, blaming her bad behavior on her catty castmates: “You can never tell what the triggers will be around these shady bitches.” Indeed — which makes it must-see TV!
SUN. 11/6, 8 P. M., BRAVO ★★★★✩
Cynthia Bailey is shocked when an uninvited Porsha shows up at Kenya’s party as Phaedra’s plus-one.
All the shady ladies!