When You Accidentally Prank Your Doctor
I have a difibrillator due to a past heart attack. During a recent doctor visit, my cell phone vibrated in my pocket and my doctor thought I was going into cardiac arrest. -Sorry, Doc!
The Breakup Letter
I used my iPhone to write a breakup letter to my girlfriend of the time. I meant to copy and paste it from Evernote, and accidently sent it to a client instead. Weird doesn't even explain what happened next. My client felt so bad for me he sent me a bottle of wine two days later. -It’s Over
The Stripper Who Texted My Mom
It was my friend's bachelor party, and I booked a male stripper to do a sexy Vin Diesel impression with tacos (don't ask). The night of, he never showed up. After waiting half an hour, I called the agency, and the agent said, “Emil couldn't get out of working his other job and had to cancel. I texted you about it this morning.” Except it wasn't my phone number they had texted—it was my mom's! Horror set in as I pictured my mom receiving a text explaining that a male stripper named Emil couldn't get off work to do the sexy Vin Diesel impression and eat tacos. My mom never said anything, and I'm sure it'll stay that way forever. -Smooth Party Planner
How to Get Your Students’ Attention
My wife is an adjunct university professor. During one of her classes, she connected her iPhone to her projector to make a presentation. As soon as she plugged it in, a photo that I had sent her earlier that day popped up on the projector for all her students to see. Fortunately, it's not what you're probably thinking. I had been at Walmart and had seen someone who looked like they were from that blog peopleofwalmart.com. Of course, I had to snap a pic and send it to her. -The Helpful Husband
Can We Pretend that Never Happened?
“A few years back, I was texting my best friend complaining about my boyfriend of the time. Their names both started with the letter B, and somehow I accidently ended up composing the message to my boyfriend instead of my friend. It was a really mean message that I'm not proud of. When he responded, his message simply said, 'Well at least I know how you really feel.' I was mortified! There was no getting out of that mess.” -Lesson Learned
On Treating Your iPhone to the Spa
“Recently while getting a pedicure, I was soaking my feet in the foot spa and idly scrolling through Facebook. When I placed my phone in my lap and leaned forward to talk to my nail tech, my phone promptly slid into the spa water and the entire nail salon gave a collective gasp of horror. Fortunately, I had upgraded to the "swimproof" iPhone 7 Plus a few weeks before, so it was just fine.” -Don’t Try This at Home