So, what has Ri­hanna been up to?

Metro USA (Boston) - - GOSSIP -

Maybe you’ve been won­der­ing: What has Ri­hanna been up to lately? Be­sides like stun­ning at the Met Gala and, pre­sum­ably, smok­ing a great amount of mar­i­juana?

Well, ap­par­ently Rih Rih is in Cannes for the Cannes Film Fes­ti­val. And she’s mostly there to look re­ally, re­ally good. Oh, and to pro­mote her new col­lab­o­ra­tion with Chopard. It’s called “Ri­hanna Loves Chopard.” It’s very on-brand. And she has the In­sta­gram pics to prove just how fab her en­vi­able life has been.

Here’s Ri­hanna, ca­su­ally look­ing over her shoul­der as the sun­light pools through a pair of French doors. French doors in France! Ul­ti­mate ro­mance.

And there! Ri­hanna, eyes closed, em­braced by the night sky. Lean­ing on a bal­cony while the ple­beians rush by in their not chauf­feured cars be­low. Imag­in­ing if life can get any bet­ter than this, and quickly con­clud­ing that no, it can­not.

While Ri­hanna is liv­ing her best life in France, dressed in the finest gowns money can bor­row, the rest of us are what? Wor­ry­ing our­selves over the ve­rac­ity of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s love? Won­der­ing how Mi­ley Cyrus is pulling off the hipster vir­ginal bride child aes­thetic? Laugh­ing in­wardly at the fact that a sink­hole opened up right in front of Mar-a-Lago?

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