So, what has Rihanna been up to?
Maybe you’ve been wondering: What has Rihanna been up to lately? Besides like stunning at the Met Gala and, presumably, smoking a great amount of marijuana?
Well, apparently Rih Rih is in Cannes for the Cannes Film Festival. And she’s mostly there to look really, really good. Oh, and to promote her new collaboration with Chopard. It’s called “Rihanna Loves Chopard.” It’s very on-brand. And she has the Instagram pics to prove just how fab her enviable life has been.
Here’s Rihanna, casually looking over her shoulder as the sunlight pools through a pair of French doors. French doors in France! Ultimate romance.
And there! Rihanna, eyes closed, embraced by the night sky. Leaning on a balcony while the plebeians rush by in their not chauffeured cars below. Imagining if life can get any better than this, and quickly concluding that no, it cannot.
While Rihanna is living her best life in France, dressed in the finest gowns money can borrow, the rest of us are what? Worrying ourselves over the veracity of Meghan Markle and Prince Harry’s love? Wondering how Miley Cyrus is pulling off the hipster virginal bride child aesthetic? Laughing inwardly at the fact that a sinkhole opened up right in front of Mar-a-Lago?