LET’S POUND SOME SELTZAH’S!

Metro USA (Boston) - - SPORTS -

By now you’ve heard that Rob Gronkowski is go­ing all-in on the Tom Brady diet. No toma­toes, no carbs, no fun.

Of course a big part of the Brady diet is “no alcohol,” which could be an issue for Gronk. No. 87 can barely get through a cham­pi­onship pa­rade with­out do­ing a few 12-ounce curls and you can’t re­ally say no to a drink in Ve­gas or on a cruise ship (two of Gronk’s fa­vorite places in the uni­verse).

Brady’s quack doc­tor, Alex Guerrero, says that for every one al­co­holic bev­er­age you drink you have to con­sume at least three glasses of wa­ter to “make up for the cheat­ing,” which means Gronk might have to use the Jim McNally Memo­rial Re­stroom at Gil­lette Sta­dium like 8-10 times per game this fall.

(Story ref­er­enced ap­peared in the Boston Her­ald)

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