GOONS CAUGHT SNEAKING PENNE INTO THE PEN! CRACKPOT COSBY: I’M A VICTIM OF #METOO!
CONVICT BLAMES ‘TERRORIST’ MOVEMENT FOR DESTROYING HIM
BILL COSBY’S goons tried to sneak a gourmet meal to him behind bars — but it ended up in the trash!
Sources said the disgraced star’s private chef prepared a yummy pasta dish of penne and white wine sauce, but guards stopped the delivery boy in his tracks. “Prison staff confiscated the food, tossed it in a dumpster and ordered Cosby’s staffer to leave the premises,” tattled
But Cosby refuses to give up on four-star meals. He’s been blabbing that he has a connection inside the prison who can get him anything — and he’ll soon be eating like a king!
CRYBABY Bill Cosby has claimed HE is the real victim of the #MeToo movement — calling the global campaign a “terrorist attack on Hollywood!” The convicted sex fiend, 81, believes #MeToo is an evil scheme dreamed up by female “extortionists” determined to bring down the entertainment industry, according to a friend of the disgraced funnyman.
What’s more, the pal said Cosby is convinced the movement is led by powerhouse attorney Gloria Allred — who was a major force in getting him convicted!
“This was all their terroristic plot to extort me for hundreds of millions of dollars,” the crackpot comic told his buddy.
“These women make ISIS look like nuns! And since I didn’t obey their ransom notice, they paraded in rickety women to abolish my legacy, career and reputation!” Cosby is serving a three- to tenyear prison stretch on three counts of aggravated sexual assault, but he’s been accused of sexual misconduct, including date rape, by more than 60 women.
In the past year, the
#MeToo movement has seen Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, Dustin Hoffman and many other high-powered Tinseltown types accused of sexual misconduct.
But Cosby believes that, like him, the men have all been caught up in an unfair witch hunt.
According to his pal, Cosby said: “There are now enough men wrongfully accused that they could say they are the real victims!”
Bill is escorted from the courthouse in handcuffs after his Sept. 25 sentencing