NOISY STARS’ MODERN MONSTROSITY MARS QUAINT VILLAGE
HOITY-TOITY twosome Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have been slammed for bringing their “Hollywood bulls--t” to their home away from home in Ireland!
Sarah, 53, and Matthew, 56, have started extravagant renovations to their huge summer home in Kilcar — but locals are livid by the noise, traffic and clutter the rebuild of the home is causing! “Typical Hollywood bulls--t,” one raging resident told The National ENQUIRER. “They can’t just come over here and live in a modest house. They have to put the most modern fittings in — it’s keeping us all awake, and the local sheep are being driven mad by the noise.”
The home renovation adds new bedrooms and completely modernizes the interior of the house — which will also feature floor-to-ceiling windows, which have been described as TOTALLY out of character with the surrounding cottage homes! The “Ferris Bueller’s Day
Off” star is already unpopular in the area after he mowed down and killed two women while driving in a rented BMW on the wrong side of the road during a vacation in 1987. Added the enraged neighbor: “I wish the pair of them would just go back to America — and stay there!”