IR­ISH EYE­SORE!

NOISY STARS’ MOD­ERN MON­STROS­ITY MARS QUAINT VIL­LAGE

National Enquirer - - REAL LIFE -

HOITY-TOITY two­some Sarah Jes­sica Parker and Matthew Brod­er­ick have been slammed for bring­ing their “Hol­ly­wood bulls--t” to their home away from home in Ireland!

Sarah, 53, and Matthew, 56, have started ex­trav­a­gant ren­o­va­tions to their huge sum­mer home in Kil­car — but lo­cals are livid by the noise, traf­fic and clut­ter the re­build of the home is caus­ing! “Typ­i­cal Hol­ly­wood bulls--t,” one rag­ing res­i­dent told The Na­tional EN­QUIRER. “They can’t just come over here and live in a mod­est house. They have to put the most mod­ern fit­tings in — it’s keep­ing us all awake, and the lo­cal sheep are be­ing driven mad by the noise.”

The home ren­o­va­tion adds new bed­rooms and com­pletely mod­ern­izes the in­te­rior of the house — which will also fea­ture floor-to-ceil­ing win­dows, which have been de­scribed as TO­TALLY out of char­ac­ter with the sur­round­ing cot­tage homes! The “Fer­ris Bueller’s Day

Off” star is al­ready un­pop­u­lar in the area af­ter he mowed down and killed two women while driv­ing in a rented BMW on the wrong side of the road dur­ing a va­ca­tion in 1987. Added the en­raged neigh­bor: “I wish the pair of them would just go back to Amer­ica — and stay there!”

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