Raiders’ weapons of Carr, Cooper & Beast Mode

THERE’S NO OFFICIAL word whether the Raiders will actually pillage for fun, knock the Jets ’round and upside down and laugh when they’ve conquered and won, but this much is certain: The Autumn wind will likely rough up the guys in green-and-white on Sunday.

The second stop in the Suck for Sam (or Frozen for Rosen) Tour lands at the doorstep of a bunch of silver and blackclad nut-jobs ready to devour you. If the Jets aren’t careful, they’ll be swallowed whole in The Black Hole by an explosive outfit with Super Bowl LII in its sights.

Vegas has already predicted a laugher. Todd Bowles’ team is a two-touchdown underdog, the longest of longshots in this longshot season. Miracles can happen, but not this week: These Jets simply don’t have the fire power to keep pace with this offensive juggernaut.

“The receivers are a talented corps,” Jets defensive coordinator Kacy Rodgers said of the Raiders. “Offensive line is very talented. Talented runner. Talented tight ends. And the quarterback is extremely talented… They can attack you from every different angle.” Loose translation: We’re screwed. Bowles’ players and staff aren’t wired to give up, but the Raiders (1-0) are an overwhelming challenge for any opponent, especially one in full-fledged rebuilding/evaluation/ tank mode.

“We’re not going out there to lay down,” cornerback Morris Claiborne said. “We’re going out there to try to come out with a win. We still got to go out and play no matter who they pick.”

You can bet your sweet derriere that Bowles’ team will play hard, but only the Kool-Aid guzzlers would actually believe that the Jets stand a chance to go blowfor-blow with an offense that can beat you in just about every way.

For all the hype swirling around Marshawn Lynch’s debut in front of his hometown fans, the larger concerns for the Jets will be contending with a quarterback who rarely gets touched due to stellar offensive-line play, and a pair of 1,000-yard receivers, who repeatedly turn short gains into big ones after the catch. Sprinkle in an underachieving — but extremely talented — new tight end and you’ve got a serious problem.

There’s no sense in investing your energy trying to stop one particular weapon. Derek Carr will find another one to gouge you.

“You can’t go after one person when their whole offense is good,” cornerback Buster Skrine said. “That’s the honest answer. When you go against a team like Oakland, you can’t just say that, because somebody else will hurt you.” Lynch’s bull-dozing run 300-pounder

Jurrell over Casey in Oakland’s season-opening win in Tennessee turned into Monday morning water-cooler talk, but Beast Mode, frankly, will be the least of the Jets concerns. Sure, Bowles and Rodgers’ defense gave up 190 rushing yards to the Bills last week, but that was as much a function of LeSean McCoy’s elusiveness and Tyrod Taylor’s mobility as anything.

The Jets have thrown bouquets at the 31-year-old, newly un-retired Lynch all week, but I’m not sold. Mo Wilkerson might have looked silly at times trying to corral McCoy and Taylor, but I’ll walk home backwards from the West Coast if Lynch runs over that Jets defensive lineman. It’s not going to happen. Wilkerson and Leonard Williams are too big, too strong and too young to get posterized like that. The Raiders have a stellar offensive line, but Wilkerson and Williams are plenty motivated to avoid last