AMERICA’S LINE

Not the sharpest social media guy on the block, but there’s help on the way.

A five star hotel in the Maldives, that’s out in the Indian Ocean between Los Angeles and I have no idea where, is offering Instagram BUTLERS to help with your social media stuff. Instead of serving five-course meals or providing advice on wine pairings, the “Insta-Butlers” are knowledgeable members of staff who show guests the resort’s most photogenic spots that feature the best places to snap Insta-worthy images.

Of course, one night at the hotel starts at $950 bones. It takes over 38 hours to get to the Maldives from Vegas, you leave on Tuesday, arrive Thursday, and LOSE Wednesday. And airfare is almost $5,000, for ECONOMY! So, yo, JEEVES, I’ll take my own FREAKIN’ pictures.

Gotta throw down an either/or for game two of the World Series. If, for some strange reason, the Dodgers lost last night, then we gotta bounce with L.A. one more time. If the Dodgers won, then it would probably be a light play to the Astros with Justin Verlander. PLZ check my Twitter, @vegasvigorish, for the final answer.

Gave a few pennies to the bad guys last week, posting a loss of -$60. And the grind continues.