A REAL STORM SELLER

No mushroom with hot H’ween getup

Trick-or-treat, it’s Stormy Daniels.

A “Cloudy Affair” getup — inspired by the porn star’s (below right) alleged affair with President Trump — is being sold by a website that dubs itself “the leading e-tailer for sexy Halloween costumes.”

For $49.95, the costume sold on Yandy.com (below left) includes a tight red minidress with a plunging cowl neck, halter straps and a low open back, and enormous foam fake breasts. One promotional shot for the racy ensemble shows a model in a long blond wig holding a mushroom, but shoppers will have to supply their own since the phallic fungi is not included.

Pilar Quintana Williams, Yandy’s vice president of merchandising, told the Daily News: “We have done multiple fun political costumes, and the Cloudy Affair costume was a new addition to our collection this year. After doing some research on Stormy Daniels, we concluded that red is her signature color. She has worn red dresses ... and we felt this dress could be hanging in her closet.”

The site’s description of the costume, which comes in sizes small through extra large, screams salaciousness. “Uh oh! We sense a political scandal! Disclose all your dirty little secrets in this exclusive Cloudy Affair costume,” it reads.

Yandy.com even suggests you “complete the look” with 5-inch strappy sandals that will set you back another $32.95.

Daniels, 39, has claimed she had sex with Trump in his hotel room after they met at a charity golf tournament in2006 — a decade before he was elected President but four months after his wife, Melania, gave birth to their son.