Tony time!

MORE about theater: Tony should-be winners: Play: “A Doll’s House, Part 2.” Musical: “Dear Evan Hansen.” Revival of a Musical: “Hello, Dolly!” Actor: Kevin Kline. Actress: Laurie Metcalf. Actor in a Musical: Ben Platt (“Dear Evan Hansen”) and Andy Karl. Actress in Musical: Bette Midler. Featured Actor in Play: Nathan Lane, no matter what he’s in, and this time it’s “The Front Page.” Featured Actress in Play: Jayne Houdyshell. Featured Actor in Musical: Gavin Creel in “Hello, Dolly!” Featured Actress in Musical: Rachel Bay Jones in “Dear Evan Hansen.” Best Director of a Musical: Rachel Chavkin of “Natasha, Pierre and the Great Comet of 1812.”

THREE ladies in a locker room. A naked man arrives. A paper bag’s over his head. First lady: “He’s not my husband.” Second lady: “Not my husband.” Third lady: “Wait a minute. He’s not even a member of this club.”

Told at the Cohen Media screening, but I can’t reveal by whom. Only in New York, kids, only in New York.