Weird BUT true
Practical jokers are green with envy at this pink-faced punk.
A woman posted pictures of herself on Twitter with her face covered in bright pink paint, then claimed it wouldn’t come off.
“See you in court,” tweeted the woman, identified as Leah.
The post went viral, but Leah claims it was just a gag.
“The paint came off in 15 mins, my skin is fine,” she later tweeted.
You don’t need four wheels to get roadside help in Hartford, Conn.
Cyclists can now get help for flat tires or mechanical trouble from “safety ambassadors” in the city.
“This is such a cool service,” said Maureen Hart, who called for help after getting a flat.
This was one hands-on burglar.
Cops found a man who had broken into a woman’s Columbus, Ohio, home masturbating on her couch.
Calvin Bishop Lynn, 22, allegedly also had tried to sexually assault the residents. His pervy act was caught on an officer’s body cam.
A Florida man nabbed for drunken driving lectured the cop who arrested him as he was being brought to the precinct.
“I hope you’re proud of yourself,” Edward James Bogan, 79, allegedly told the Sumpter County sheriff ’s deputy who caught him after he’d downed a couple of scotches and got behind the wheel.
Bogan, who failed Breathalyzer test, whined he would “spend my last years in jail.”
A North Carolina woman has invented a new way to find Bigfoot: a spray that attracts the mythical beast.
Allie Megan Webb, who is charging $7 a bottle, says: “How do you know it works? I guess I could ask how do you know it doesn’t work?”
Webb claims she’s done “field tests” with a group called Bigfoot 911. Kathianne Boniello with Wires