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Did you know that there LV D VFLHnFH to figuULng out whLFh hDLU pDUt flDttHUV onH’V facial features most? Yep, and there are four easy steps one can undertake to determine which side of the face LV thH PoVt flDttHULng.
This is only important if you care about your hair and youU IDFH, DnG DV long DV there are mirrors, I suppose thDt LnFluGHV PoVt oI uV.
7hLV hDLU-pDUtLng hooHy VtULNHV PH DV VoPHthLng thDt I would normally not have Dny UHDVon to thLnN DEout. (YHU. But oGGly Hnough, I am aware of where I part whDt’V lHIt oI Py hDLU.
BDFN whHn , hDG D lot oI hDLU Ln hLgh VFhool, , pDUtHG Lt Gown thH PLGGlH. AlPoVt Dll thH guyV woUH thHLU hDLU thDt wDy Ln thH 1970V. Why, I even used a hair dryer for a while and then when I went oII to FollHgH DnG hDLU GUyHUV wHUHn’t Fool DnyPoUH, I used to rotate the nozzle upward on the hand dryer Ln thH PHn’V UooP to GUy Py hDLU. 6HH, , GLG lHDUn VoPHthLng uVHIul Ln FollHgH EHVLGHV how to properly wHDU D togD.
Then there was a 10-year time of mid-life when I GLGn’t pDUt Py hDLU Dt Dll, pUHIHUULng instead to wear D pHUP. (YHUy guy VhoulG wHDU bushy, curly hair while they still hDYH Lt. BHlLHYH Lt or not, there was a time when women really liked men with perms, sideEuUnV DnG EHllEottoP pDntV. 7o thLV GDy, ,’P not VuUH what those women were thLnNLng.
But now, thHUH LVn’t PuFh hDLU lHIt on thH olG FoFonut. AnG Dlthough thHUH VtLll LV Hnough to pDUt, , DP pHULlously close to comb-over VtDtuV. AnG , hDYH to hDYH D conversation with my hair stylist every time about where to locate the part because she and I have different opinions on pDUt loFDtLon.
6HH, thH IuUthHU down toward the HDU thH pDUt goHV, the more it starts to look like a combover and the more I start to look like Dn olG guy. 6o , lLNH the part — on the left side in my case — to EH lLnHG up ULght oYHU the middle of my left eyebrow, which, by the way ,has plHnty oI hDLU Dt thLV VtDgH oI life and nearly requires beLng pDUtHG LtVHlI.
Although VhH GoHV D wonderful job with my hair, the stylist always wins the de- bate on where the part in Py hDLU goHV EHFDuVH VhH LV DlVo 7hH BlonGH AFFountDnt’V hDLU VtylLVt DnG wH Dll know who ultimately calls the shots on where my hair LV pDUtHG.
6o LI you VtLll hDYH hDLU and you still part it, there is a guy out thHUH nDPHG -HIIUHy Mayo, a Eufora Global EduFDtoU DnG 6tylLVt, who Ln D wire service story offers tips on “how to gHt youU PoVt flDttHULng VLGH-pDUt:
(1) Everyone has a VtUong DnG wHDN VLGH oI thHLU IDFH. ((GLtoU’V notH: DnG some of us have faces made IoU UDGLo.) 7o finG youU PoVt flDttHULng VLGH, looN Ln thH mirror and hold up a piece of printer paper to one side of thH IDFH.
(2) Now move the paper to the opposite side and notice the features on that VLGH DV wHll. 0oYH thH pDpHU back and forth between the two sides of the face until the VlLght GLIIHUHnFHV EHtwHHn the symmetry of the features DUH notLFHDElH. ((GLtoU’V notH: 3uttLng thH pLHFH oI paper in the middle of your IDFH DnG FoYHULng Eoth VLGHV will work better for the radio IDFHV.)
(3) The side that has more features turned in the upward direction is the VtUongHU VLGH oI thH IDFH. This is the side that should be exposed when decidLng on D hDLUVtylH, PHDnLng the heavier side of the part VhoulG DlwDyV go DgDLnVt thH wHDNHU VLGH oI thH IDFH. ((GLtoU’V notH: ,I Eoth VLGHV of the face are weak, does thH hDLU pDUt thHn go EDFN to EHLng Ln thH PLGGlH? 2U LV Lt goLng to EH PoUH GLIfiFult to HxplDLn to youU VLgnLfiFDnt other why you have printer paper in the bathroom and you’UH FoYHULng youU IDFH with it?)
(4) 2nFH you’YH FhoVHn thH VtUongHU VLGH oI youU face, make a perfect side pDUt Ey FoPELng IUoP thH outside corner of the eye in the front to middle center in the back to ensure symmetUy Ln thH hDLUVtylH. ((GLtoU’V notH: WhDt Ln tDUnDtLon GoHV thDt PHDn? AnG GoHV DnyonH ever look into the mirror and thLnN, “Why, , thLnN ,’YH achieved perfect symmetry in my hairstyle with that perIHFt hDLU-pDUt.”)
Ahhhh. ,t’V Dll MuVt VplLttLng hDLUV.
Mike Morsch is executive editor of Montgomery Media and author of the book, “Dancing in My Underwear: The Soundtrack of My Life.” He can be reached by calling 215-542-0200, ext. 415 or by email at msquared35@ yahoo.com. This column can also be found at www.montgomerynews.com.
Outta Leftfield Mike Morsch