Possum Poot parties
I managed to slip in the back door of the watering hole just as the prodigal professor Phineas Phogbottom elicited a raucous round of laughter from his equally evil-minded liberals. Their laughter was in response to his noting of the destruction of the Ten Commandments on the grounds of the state Capitol.
As I listened, Phineas related his story of traveling some of the western states, attending gatherings of other evil liberals that he found there. Utterly disgusting to think about: All them liberals sitting around bad-mouthing our wonderful president, holding hands and singing “Kumbaya” and other librul hippie songs.
As my anger grew at his sacrilege, I finally stood up and shouted, “The most righteous Sen. Jason Rapert will stand guard over the replacement Ten Commandments until they build a 10-foot wall around it to protect it and make you dang libruls pay for the wall!”
Thank God our Ten Commandments replica in Possum Poot is mounted on an arch that nothing can harm. Our GOP (God’s Own Party) is strong in Possum Poot. STEVE GIBSON