He said it
From Dwight Perry of the Seattle Times:
■ “Thursday marked the 48th anniversary of the first U.S. astronaut to land on the moon. But why’d they have to come back with Dennis Rodman?
■ “Ole Miss football Coach Hugh Freeze resigned after he phoned an escort service, sparking an investigation that uncovered a ‘pattern of personal misconduct,’ school officials said. That just might stand as the worst call of the 2017 season.”
■ “Marshawn Lynch, Oakland’s favorite homegrown running back, is buying Scend’s Restaurant and Bar, a local soul-food joint, to keep it from closing. But vehemently denies he plans to rename it Feast Mode.”
■ “An Auburn fan showed up at SEC media days with his dog painted blue and orange. No word on whether all his neighborhood hydrants are done up in Alabama colors, too.”
■ “Ex-pitcher Livan Hernandez has filed for bankruptcy, claiming he has less than $50,000 to show for the $53 million he earned in a 17-year career. Alert statisticians immediately credited him with a blown savings.”