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i picked a tree, tied my boat to it, and began fishing for crappies. soon after, a flock of cormorants began to gather in the tree. they made a huge racket. the noise was incredible.
then the birds fell strangely silent. the next thing i knew, a deluge of droppings started falling on me!
poop covered everything. all the other anglers were spared, and they couldn’t help laughing.
i was fishing a lake in texas and motored to a hot spot in the trees below the spillway.
i abandonded fishing and headed home to clean up-to the amusement of my family.