Dis­patches

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Hun­ters say the darn­d­est things: Some quips are wise, some are funny, and some are dumber than a buck dur­ing the rut. Here are a few mem­o­rable one-lin­ers that made us grin last sea­son.

“My wife bought me new pa­ja­mas this sea­son. Look at th­ese bad boys.”

“It won’t take 30 sec­onds to walk here from the cabin. We should call this the Han­gover Blind.”

“We only have one rule: No yelling at any­one.” “Dam­mit, Craig!”

“I’ll cook the ten­der­loins. Con­fi­dence is the best sea­son­ing…right?”

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