Woe­ful friends


The Scythian

Says: “We were tempted to maybe just stop with the whole woe­ful er­rand but there’s some­thing at­trac­tive about mar­tyr­dom.” Your new com­pan­ions, and the weird shit they say


Says: “In my ex­pe­ri­ence, there are times when owls are not what they seem and at other times they’re just plain old owls.”


Says: “If I’m be­ing hon­est the syl­van sprites to­tally freak me out. I mean… what are they? Where are they from?”

The Archetype

Says: “Are you feel­ing that vibe? It is a time of mir­a­cles! Sing a Song of Sworcery and look up to the loom­ing an­gry birds.”


Says: “Some­times I grow weary of bark­ing all the time but a dog’s gotta do what a dog’s gotta do what a dog’s gotta do do.”

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