A man’s brag­ging

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about his pro­mo­tion to vice pres­i­dent got so out of hand even his wife was an­noyed. “Look, be­ing a vice pres­i­dent isn’t that spe­cial,” she said. “They even have a vice pres­i­dent of peas at the su­per­mar­ket!”

Not be­liev­ing her for one sec­ond, the man called the su­per­mar­ket and de­manded, “Get me the vice pres­i­dent of peas!”

The clerk replied, “Fresh, canned, or frozen?” —Sub­mit­ted by Nor­man Mid­dle­ton Beech Grove, In­di­ana

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