The Art of the Teese With burlesque star Dita Von Teese. Fillmore, 1700 Washington Ave., Miami Beach. fillmore mb.com or Ticketmaster. 7:30 p.m. Friday. $44.50-$79.50+. Baño de Luna (Bathing in Moonlight) Drama, in Spanish with English translation. Miami-Dade County Auditorium, 2901W. Flagler St. 305-547-5414, miami dadecountyauditorium.org. 8:30 p.m. Thursday. $25. Muscle Bears: The Musical Opens today, Empire Stage, 1140 N. Flagler Drive, Fort Lauderdale. 954-678-1496, empire stage.com. 8 p.m. Thursday - Saturday; 5 p.m. Sunday. $20-$35. Saturday Night Fever Musical, opens Friday, through Oct. 15. Stage Door Thea- tre, 8036 W. Sample Road, Margate. 954-344-7765, stagedoorfl.org. 8 p.m. Friday, Saturday; 2 p.m. Saturday, Sunday, Wednesday. $48. Shorts Gone Wild 5 Comedy, through Sept. 10. Island City Stage at Abyss Theatre, 2304 N. Dixie Highway, Wilton Manors. 954-519-2533, islandcitystage.org. 8 p.m. Thursday - Saturday, 5 p.m. Sunday. $35. Sunshine Boys Comedy, through Sept. 24. Stage Door Theatre, 8036 W. Sample Road, Margate. 954-344-7765, stagedoor fl.org. 8 p.m. Friday, Saturday; 2 p.m. Saturday, Sunday and Wednesday. $48.