The Columbus Dispatch

The View

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How the team sees it: “It was a duty and honor to show everyone we weren’t the team you had strapped to the medieval rack.”

How the pollsters will see it: “Zzzzzzzzz, you beat a team that has completed four passes in three games, albeit with more guts and courage than civilians can muster.” his fellow Bucks: “Never get off the boat.” They would have preceded up the Nung River, into the heart of lingering OSU defeats, and terminated with extreme prejudice the rogue Col. Walter E. Kurtz, known in these parts as Baker Mayfield. word on how the game sounded on the eight military bases that had radio feeds from the Army Sports Network.

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