Pats fans think win will be child’s play
Random thoughts. My 6-year-old writes better than you, Kiszla. The Broncos are a bunch of idiots who can’t keep their mouths shut. They need to grow up. Games are won on the field, not on social media.
Tom, Patriots Nation
Kiz: I practice my writing every day aftermy nap. But I like coloring. Especially outside the lines. Who’s going to win the AFC championship game? I honestly think it’s a coin flip. (A humble suggestion to New England coach Bill Belichick: If you win the coin flip in overtime, don’t overthink it. Take the football.) My best guess is Denver wins in regulation. Mark this prediction in crayon: Broncos 24, Patriots 23.
Um, who’s on drugs? Manning is using drugs! He’s low-class trash! Go, Patriots!
Joe, prefers Tom Brady
Kiz: We are guessing not everybody in Patriots Nation attended Harvard. We also wonder how bitter Pats fans would be if New England was not the defending Super Bowl champ.
Don’t bogart that football. We don’t have legal weed to mellow us out. That’s why us Pats fans are bitter even in victory.
The Duder, likes to rant
Kiz: A new medicinal purpose for marijuana, perhaps?
A cookie for your thoughts. Are you a Keebler elf? You are the worst writer, and for the life of me I can’t understand why The Post employs you. Tom Brady owns Manning? How stupid can you be? Tell me: How many times has Peyton designed a defense against Tom? How many times has Brady intercepted Manning? Keebler, you’re a moron and a classic hater of a great QB. Do us all a favor and run into a tree.
C.W.A., will miss Manning
Kudos. Kiz, your column posted after Denver beat Pittsburgh in the playoffs represents some the best sportswriting I have read in a long, long time. You so effectively captured the emotions present in Manning’s “last rodeo.” Thank you.
Rick, northern Ontario
Kiz: Note to self. Take next vacation to Canada, not Pats Nation.
Rotation isn’t money. And today’s parting shot is a lament from one guy who knows exactly what he would have done with $1 billion.
I had planned to buy the Rockies with my Powerball winnings, but since that didn’t work out so well, what are the chances we could get a recall petition going to remove Dick Monfort as owner? We might title the petition: “It’s the pitching, stupid.”