Pats fans think win will be child’s play

The Denver Post - - SPORTS - Read­ers talk and colum­nist Mark Kiszla re­sponds Mark Kiszla: mk­is­zla@den­ver­post.com or twit­ter.com/markkis­zla

Ran­dom thoughts. My 6-year-old writes bet­ter than you, Kiszla. The Bron­cos are a bunch of id­iots who can’t keep their mouths shut. They need to grow up. Games are won on the field, not on so­cial me­dia.

Tom, Pa­tri­ots Na­tion

Kiz: I prac­tice my writ­ing ev­ery day af­termy nap. But I like col­or­ing. Es­pe­cially out­side the lines. Who’s go­ing to win the AFC cham­pi­onship game? I hon­estly think it’s a coin flip. (A hum­ble sug­ges­tion to New Eng­land coach Bill Belichick: If you win the coin flip in over­time, don’t over­think it. Take the foot­ball.) My best guess is Den­ver wins in regulation. Mark this pre­dic­tion in crayon: Bron­cos 24, Pa­tri­ots 23.

Um, who’s on drugs? Man­ning is us­ing drugs! He’s low-class trash! Go, Pa­tri­ots!

Joe, prefers Tom Brady

Kiz: We are guess­ing not ev­ery­body in Pa­tri­ots Na­tion at­tended Har­vard. We also won­der how bit­ter Pats fans would be if New Eng­land was not the de­fend­ing Su­per Bowl champ.

Don’t bog­art that foot­ball. We don’t have le­gal weed to mel­low us out. That’s why us Pats fans are bit­ter even in vic­tory.

The Duder, likes to rant

Kiz: A new medic­i­nal pur­pose for mar­i­juana, per­haps?

A cookie for your thoughts. Are you a Kee­bler elf? You are the worst writer, and for the life of me I can’t un­der­stand why The Post em­ploys you. Tom Brady owns Man­ning? How stupid can you be? Tell me: How many times has Pey­ton de­signed a de­fense against Tom? How many times has Brady in­ter­cepted Man­ning? Kee­bler, you’re a mo­ron and a clas­sic hater of a great QB. Do us all a fa­vor and run into a tree.

C.W.A., will miss Man­ning

Ku­dos. Kiz, your col­umn posted af­ter Den­ver beat Pitts­burgh in the play­offs rep­re­sents some the best sportswrit­ing I have read in a long, long time. You so ef­fec­tively cap­tured the emo­tions present in Man­ning’s “last rodeo.” Thank you.

Rick, north­ern On­tario

Kiz: Note to self. Take next va­ca­tion to Canada, not Pats Na­tion.

Ro­ta­tion isn’t money. And to­day’s part­ing shot is a lament from one guy who knows ex­actly what he would have done with $1 bil­lion.

I had planned to buy the Rock­ies with my Power­ball win­nings, but since that didn’t work out so well, what are the chances we could get a re­call pe­ti­tion go­ing to re­move Dick Mon­fort as owner? We might ti­tle the pe­ti­tion: “It’s the pitch­ing, stupid.”

Vic, Golden

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