Ironies

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Po­lice of­fi­cers in North Ridgeville, Ohio, were sure the man who called them at 5:26 a.m. to re­port be­ing fol­lowed by a pig was im­paired and hal­lu­ci­nat­ing.

But sure enough, the As­so­ci­ated Press re­ported, of­fi­cers on the scene found a com­pletely sober man, walk­ing home from the Elyria Am­trak sta­tion with a pig trail­ing be­hind him. The de­part­ment’s Face­book page re­ported that Pa­trol­man Kudu­zovic wran­gled the oinker into the back seat of his cruiser and later se­cured it in the sta­tion’s dog ken­nels, where the owner later re­trieved it.

“Also,” the post noted, “we will men­tion the irony of the pig in a po­lice car now so that any­one that thinks they’re funny is ac­tu­ally un­o­rig­i­nal and try­ing too hard.” Touche.

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