MINI JOKES

The Washington Post Sunday - - THE MINI PAGE -

All the fol­low­ing jokes have some­thing in com­mon. Can you guess the com­mon theme or cat­e­gory? Brian: Why do ba­nanas have to use sun­tan lo­tion? Beth: Be­cause ba­nanas peel! Bai­ley: Why did the po­lice­man give the ba­nana a speed­ing ticket? Bev­erly: Be­cause he was caught peel­ing out of the park­ing lot! Bernard: What do you call two ba­nanas? Bill: A pair of slip­pers!

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