The freeload­ing ‘99 per­cent’

The Washington Times Daily - - Opin­ion -

Now that the weather has warmed up a bit, it’s time for all us loony-left lib­er­als and aging hip­pies to dust off our tents and sleep­ing bags, grab our protest signs, crawl out of our par­ents’ base­ments (or wher­ever else we’ve been freeload­ing for the past six months) and get back to work. It’s time to Oc­cupy Wall Street again.

Nat­u­rally, we’ll want to bring along some con­tra­cep­tives this time, for those spe­cial mo­ments in be­tween trash­ing public prop­erty and defe­cat­ing on po­lice cars. You can never be too care­ful.

For all of you col­lege stu­dents who think you just can’t af­ford pro­tec­tion, no wor­ries. It’s all cov­ered un­der Oba­macare, along with con­doms, Vi­a­gra and all the abor­tion pills you can swal­low. Just ask Ge­orge­town law stu­dent San­dra Fluke. You can prob­a­bly find her at your lo­cal Demo­cratic Na­tional Com­mit­tee head­quar­ters or Glo­ria Allred’s Man­hat­tan law of­fice push­ing for more tax­payer-funded good­ies. We all have to make a liv­ing some­how.

This time us “99 per­centers” mean busi­ness. You might also want to bring along your “Rules for Rad­i­cals” and some med­i­cal mar­i­juana, just in case. And don’t for­get your Obama-bi­den 2012 bumper stick­ers — you know, for all those Chevy Volts that haven’t ex­ploded yet. It’s gonna to be a long, hot sum­mer. J. FRAN­CIS BERNARD Port St. Lucie, Fla.

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