GQ says Trump election proves God not so omnipotent after all
The Almighty doesn’t have the pull he used to, the editors at GQ magazine are complaining, listing God at the bottom of their annual cheeky “Least Influential” list.
This year the list was prefaced with, what else, a complaint about Donald Trump.
“Trump didn’t ascend to the highest office in the land on his own now, did he? No, my man got a lot of help along the way from a number of boobs, liars, and hapless idiots,” complained GQ. “Without them, the most ridiculous thing ever to happen never would have happened.”
GQ then commenced its list — saying it is given “in no particular order” — starting with disgraced former Rep. Anthony Weiner, including the woman who wasn’t up to the easy task of defeating Mr. Trump (that’d be Hillary Clinton) and ultimately ending up with the good Lord himself.
“Yes, God. Are you up there, God?” GQ asked, before bellowing out in all capital letters. “What the f—?
“We need You. We were already teetering on the brink of self-immolation, and that’s when things were going well. Now we have all this to deal with,” the magazine railed. “We’re not gonna make it if You just stay up there in the clouds playing backgammon all day and what not. We need help.”