Wait until you get a load of the “Saratini” concoction that Republican activist LaDonna Hale Curzon is urging fellow female supporters of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (“Team Sarah,” the ladies call themselves) to serve at local debate-watch parties on Oct. 2, when the Republican vice-presidential nominee goes face to face against Democratic Sen. Joseph R. Biden Jr. of Delaware.
Mix 1 ounce of Glacier Bay vodka (in honor of Alaska) with 2 ounces of champagne (in honor of her classiness).
Add a few drops of lipstick-red cranberry juice (in honor of the Red States and lipstick).
Shake and pour into a martini glass. Garnish with a silver bullet (in honor of her lifetime NRA membership).
Stir with a miniature plastic hockey stick swizzler (in honor of her “hockey mom” status).
Chase with a Moosehead beer (in honor of her moose-hunting abilities).