MOOSE­HEAD CHASER

The Washington Times Weekly - - Politics -

Wait un­til you get a load of the “Sara­tini” con­coc­tion that Repub­li­can ac­tivist LaDonna Hale Cur­zon is urg­ing fel­low fe­male sup­port­ers of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (“Team Sarah,” the ladies call them­selves) to serve at lo­cal de­bate-watch par­ties on Oct. 2, when the Repub­li­can vice-pres­i­den­tial nom­i­nee goes face to face against Demo­cratic Sen. Joseph R. Bi­den Jr. of Delaware.

Mix 1 ounce of Glacier Bay vodka (in honor of Alaska) with 2 ounces of cham­pagne (in honor of her classi­ness).

Add a few drops of lip­stick-red cran­berry juice (in honor of the Red States and lip­stick).

Shake and pour into a mar­tini glass. Gar­nish with a sil­ver bul­let (in honor of her life­time NRA mem­ber­ship).

Stir with a minia­ture plas­tic hockey stick swiz­zler (in honor of her “hockey mom” sta­tus).

Chase with a Moose­head beer (in honor of her moose-hunt­ing abil­i­ties).

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