RUSH TO TEA
“The liberals are coming! The liberals are coming! . . . Two If By Tea represents traditional American values of capitalism and the pursuit of excellence. Each bottle is designed to rise above the sameness and mediocrity that threatens our great nation.”
— Rush Limbaugh’s sales pitch for his new line of bottled teas. The radio host will donate “a minimum of $100,000” to the Marine Corps-Law Enforcement Foundation, a charity that provides assistance to children of U.S. Marines and federal law enforcement personnel killed on duty.
For those sick of drinking the liberal Kool-Aid: Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh is promoting a new line of bottled teas, with an American Histor y-inspired marketing angle.