‘SNATCHED’ ECUADOR ABDUCTION
WHAT THEY PROBABLY WROTE ON FACEBOOK: Loving this motherdaughter time in beautiful Ecuador! WHAT REALLY WENT DOWN: Emily (Amy Schumer) and her mother, Linda (Goldie Hawn), are kidnapped for ransom on their Ecuador vacation, escaping through the jungle. Emily suffers a tapeworm infestation and bludgeons a man to death with a shovel.