‘THE LONG HAUL’
ROAD TRIP MAYHEM
WHAT THEY PROBABLY WROTE
The Heffleys are ON FACEBOOK: hitting the road! Family trip to Indianapolis for Meemaw’s 90th!
Mom WHAT REALLY WENT DOWN: (Alicia Silverstone) forbids Greg (Jason Drucker) and Rodrick (Charlie Wright) to use cellphones in the car and makes them listen to “How to speak Spanish” audio lessons. A can of cinnamon rolls explodes in the hot minivan, covering everyone in goop. The roof luggage falls on the highway and Dad (Tom Everett Scott) takes an off-road shortcut that leaves the family caked in mud.