There’s only one place in town to find each of these unique specimens:
• Waffle dog: Over Easy fries breakfast sausages in waffle batter (pictured; four cafes from same owners, www.overeasyscottsdale.com).
• Sampler of eight varieties of bacon: Peppered, applewood-smoked, jalapeño and so on— where else but a place called The Oink Cafe (4326 E. Cactus Rd., 602.404.6465).
• Breakfast pizza: Scramble tops a flaky crust with chorizo, peppers and cream cheese (two cafes from same folks, www.azscramble.com). • Belgian waffle plus pork chop plus eggs plus sugar-dusted Portuguese donut: Vovomeena builds this sweet-salty-savory rollercoaster (1515 N. 7th Ave., 602.252.9541).