Astro Logic

Wisconsin Gazette - - Classifieds -

When the clock strikes 12 mid­night on Jan. 1, you’ll have trav­eled 584 mil­lion miles, not count­ing any strides of pride you may have em­barked on in the early morn­ing or trips to Target be­cause you could just go to the cor­ner store but Target is just nicer. So take a load off in early 2016 and try to move as lit­tle as pos­si­ble. Es­pe­cially when you wake up New Year’s Day. That hang­over? Yikes.

Bonus horoscope: If you’ve been dili­gently read­ing Astro Logic and pay­ing at­ten­tion to ev­ery word, you should keep do­ing that in 2016. It’ll bring you money or for­tune or great sex or some­thing.

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