When the clock strikes 12 midnight on Jan. 1, you’ll have traveled 584 million miles, not counting any strides of pride you may have embarked on in the early morning or trips to Target because you could just go to the corner store but Target is just nicer. So take a load off in early 2016 and try to move as little as possible. Especially when you wake up New Year’s Day. That hangover? Yikes.
Bonus horoscope: If you’ve been diligently reading Astro Logic and paying attention to every word, you should keep doing that in 2016. It’ll bring you money or fortune or great sex or something.