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“If the por­ridge is too hot, press one; if it’s too cold, press two; if it’s just right, press three.”

Q Why did the whale buy a vi­o­lin?

A So it could join the orca-stra!

“I lis­ten for my quiet in­ner voice, but it’s tough hear­ing it when you’re rais­ing three kids.”

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