07 Save the Testy Festy
Probably the weirdest mission from our hands-on time (which is saying a lot considering that drug-fueled moose one) was about the Testy Festy. This delightful local food fest is all about cooking and eating bulls’ gonads. Mmm. You’re first tasked with fetching the food truck, and once you return you’ll be asked to harvest some ‘Prairie Oysters’ from bulls while they’re… doing the deed. We thought this was a joke, but then we discovered that Testy Fest is an actual thing in Montana. Yikes.