• Democrats and Republicans in Congress wrestled in committees on ways to fix health care coverage and treatment. You can get plenty of good medical advice from friends. For instance, breathing into a paper sack to stop a panic attack works a lot better if there’s a bottle of wine in there.
• President Trump was unfairly ripped for his decision to end DACA in six months and subject illegal kids to deportation. It was a humanitarian gesture. Between North Korea’s nukes, extreme weather and O.J. leaving jail soon, Trump is giving these kids a chance to get out of this country alive.
• Hillary Clinton’s new book What Happened arrives in bookstores in which she lists all the reasons she lost last fall’s election. It’s certainly not her fault. She blames Jim Comey, the Russians, the DNC, Bernie Sanders, and finally blames her parents for having her in the first place.
Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and a speaker. His email address is firstname.lastname@example.org.