• Men’s Health magazine published cardio advice to Baby Boomers recommending that jogging every day can add seven to 10 years to your life. Yes it might, but to what end? I know I’m getting older because even
though I run 12 miles a day, nine of those are spent just looking for my house.
• Postal Inspectors in L.A. began using video surveillance of blue mail boxes on streets to catch check thieves. Curbside home mail boxes are no safer. In Beverly Hills, the location of your mailbox shows how far away from your house you can walk in a robe without looking like a mental patient.
Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood and a speaker. His email address is firstname.lastname@example.org.