• The Weather Channel reported four tornadoes touched down in Oklahoma City on Monday. They are a sight to behold. Visiting relatives who never before saw a tornado in the sky always stand transfixed with their noses up against your living room window, but eventually you have to let them in.
• Oklahoma Sooners quarterback Tyler Murray’s agent ruled he will play only one year for the Big Red since he’s already signed to play baseball for the Oakland Athletics next season. He has already pocketed $4 million in bonus cash. That should just about pay off his college loans.
• The Russian News Agency reports that the nuclear plant site Chernobyl has been successfully converted into a solar energy plant 32 years after the scary nuclear leak. They also built a Disneyland-like amusement park at the site. The difference is, the six foot mouse at Chernobyl is real
• President Trump praised Nikki Haley for making the UN ambassador’s job glamorous despite his overall disdain for the world body. Being Trump’s UN ambassador is lot like being Vladimir Putin’s food taster. You get to try some fantastic things, but deep down you know how it’s going to end.