• National Security Adviser John Bolton named Nicaraugua, Cuba and Venezuela the Troika of Tyranny. They are a lousy ad for socialism. If you toilet paper somebody’s house in the United States, it’s a Halloween prank, and if you toilet paper somebody’s house in Venezuela, it’s a wedding present.
• The Ad Council just released a brand new public service commercial which brings back Nancy Reagan’s anti-drug crusade slogan from the Eighties. The TV ad urges you to just say no to drugs. The problem is, if you find yourself talking to drugs, you’re probably already on them.
Argus Hamilton is host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. His email is email@example.com.