Pen-pricks

Yuma Sun - - OPINION - BY AR­GUS HAMIL­TON

• Na­tional Se­cu­rity Ad­viser John Bolton named Nica­rau­gua, Cuba and Venezuela the Troika of Tyranny. They are a lousy ad for so­cial­ism. If you toi­let pa­per some­body’s house in the United States, it’s a Hal­loween prank, and if you toi­let pa­per some­body’s house in Venezuela, it’s a wed­ding present.

• The Ad Coun­cil just re­leased a brand new pub­lic ser­vice com­mer­cial which brings back Nancy Rea­gan’s anti-drug cru­sade slo­gan from the Eight­ies. The TV ad urges you to just say no to drugs. The prob­lem is, if you find your­self talk­ing to drugs, you’re prob­a­bly al­ready on them.

Ar­gus Hamil­ton is host co­me­dian at The Com­edy Store in Hol­ly­wood. His email is ar­gus@ar­gushamil­ton.com.

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