Eight seriously gaudy PC components

08 Cougar Conquer 2

We’ll be honest, the Conquer 2 case absolutely terrifies us. It looks like the decapitated head of a particularly nasty Decepticon, and we want it gone.

07 upHere CCF150CF

The product description claims this is merely a CPU cooler, but we’re more inclined to believe that it’s actually some kind of alien hand grenade.

06 Asrock Radeon RX 5700 XT Taichi X 8G OC+

This (admittedly pretty good) GPU inexplicably comes with two plain black fans and one completely bedecked with RGB lighting.

05 Lian Li PC-CK101

Yeah, we’ve got nothing. It’s a little train, with USB ports and space inside for a compact ITX system. It also costs hundreds of dollars. What?

04 Team group T-Force Delta Max RGB SATA SSD

RGB lighting on your SATA SSD, a component that’s often tucked away behind the motherboard? Seems pointless, but Team Group did it.

03 Deepcool Gamer Storm Captain 240PRO V2

Despite having the most incredible name, this AIO cooler has an ugly cubic pump covered in pointless pieces of light-up plastic.

02 Nvidia Titan V

We’ve all heard about it. Of course, Nvidia had no choice but to cover this monstrously expensive and powerful graphics card with fake gold.

01 G.Skill Trident Z Royal

We love G.Skill, but we never want to see this again. It looks like a stick of RAM made sweet, technological love to a Fabergé egg, and this was the result.