JOKES

Big Rigs - - BIG RIGS -

A PEN­SIONER drove his brand new BMW to 120km/h, look­ing in his rear view mir­ror, he saw a po­lice car be­hind him.

He floored it to 140, then 150, then 155...

Sud­denly he thought, “I’m too old for this non­sense!”

So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the po­lice car to catch up with him.

The of­fi­cer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said: “Sir, my shift ends in 10 min­utes. To­day is Fri­day and I’m tak­ing off for the week­end with my fam­ily. If you can give me a good rea­son that I’ve never heard be­fore, why you were speed­ing... I’ll let you go”.

The man looked very se­ri­ously at the po­lice man, and replied: “Years ago, my wife ran off with a po­lice­man, I thought you were bring­ing her back”.

The cop left say­ing “have a good day, sir”.

ON A ru­ral road a high­way pa­trol pulled a farmer over and said: “Sir, do you re­alise your wife fell out of the car sev­eral miles back?”

To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!”

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