TWO Queensland police officers were chasing a Mustang East on I-20 toward New South Wales.
When the suspect crossed the New South Wales line, the first officer pulled over quickly.
The rookie cop pulled in behind him and said, “Hey, sarge, why did you stop?”
The sarge replied, “He’s in New South Wales now. They’re an hour ahead of us, so we’ll never catch him”.
A POLICEMAN pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
After looking the man over he says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?”
The man gets really indignant and says, “Officer, I couldn’t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?”
A POLICEMAN arrested two boys yesterday, one for drinking battery acid, the other for eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.