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TWO Queens­land po­lice of­fi­cers were chas­ing a Mus­tang East on I-20 to­ward New South Wales.

When the sus­pect crossed the New South Wales line, the first of­fi­cer pulled over quickly.

The rookie cop pulled in be­hind him and said, “Hey, sarge, why did you stop?”

The sarge replied, “He’s in New South Wales now. They’re an hour ahead of us, so we’ll never catch him”.

A PO­LICE­MAN pulls a man over for speed­ing and asks him to get out of the car.

Af­ter look­ing the man over he says, “Sir, I couldn’t help but no­tice your eyes are blood­shot. Have you been drink­ing?”

The man gets re­ally in­dig­nant and says, “Of­fi­cer, I couldn’t help but no­tice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eat­ing dough­nuts?”

A PO­LICE­MAN ar­rested two boys yes­ter­day, one for drink­ing bat­tery acid, the other for eat­ing fire­works.

They charged one and let the other one off.

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