A random ranking of recent bad behavior
IT AIN’T EASY BEING JUSTIN BIEBER
Buying his albums doesn’t entitle fans to pics with him, Bieber says, so he’ll no longer pose. It makes him feel “like a zoo animal, and I wanna … keep my sanity.” Because if there’s one thing the guy who once thought he could get his monkey through German customs is known for, it’s his sanity.
PORTRAIT OF AN INTERNET FLAREUP
Photo-sharing app Instagram changed its logo from an oldschool camera to a symbol suggesting a camera, and almost no one it. God forbid the logo should clearly convey what the thing actually does.
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE, JANET?
Is Tylenol making you a jerk? A new study reports that acetaminophen, the main ingredient in many common painkillers, may make it hard to empathize: If you don’t feel any pain, you may not feel someone else’s. Which is apparently a bad thing, whatever.
GOYA. OH, BOYA
A lawsuit accuses the company of calling canned squid “octopus,” which has a similar texture but costs more. (Goya didn’t immediately comment.) You can drown a cephalopod in garlic sauce, but don’t think we won’t know which one it is.