TAKE CARE – HORO­SCOPE DOESN’T HAVE TO BE HOR­ROR SHOW

Cockburn Gazette - - STREET WATCH - – De­tec­tive Sergeant Gary Th­waites

I HOPE you en­joyed the first in­stal­ment of my horo­scopes for 2015 in last week's pa­per. As you now know I re­cently at­tended Tafe and com­pleted my Cer­tifi­cate IV in Astrology to ad­dress the lack of horo­scopes in this pa­per. Here is the sec­ond half of my pre­dic­tions for Au­gust 2015. Leo: A pos­si­ble change of di­rec­tion may oc­cur for you Leo. Just en­sure it's not in front of on­com­ing traf­fic. Al­ways be road aware. Virgo: Fo­cus Virgo. This month’s cos­mos could churn up ro­man­tic and so­cial events to dis­tract you. Zip up your hand­bag while shop­ping or your purse may be stolen. Libra: You have a tremen­dous sense of wanderlust. If you are trav­el­ling, ar­range for fam­ily or friends to look af­ter your house in your ab­sence. Scorpio: You are likely to drive a Volvo and en­joy the oc­ca­sional tip­ple of white wine. Do not drink and drive. Sagittariu­s: Pluto is in your cos­mos, take des­tiny in your hands and be crime aware at all times. Capricorn: Your love of mu­sic is well known. Re­duce the vol­ume, en­sur­ing you don't up­set the neigh­bours caus­ing the po­lice turn up on your doorstep. Dis­claimer: Some of these pre­dic­tions may not be true, at least not un­til I get my Diploma of Astrology.

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