iZotope Vinyl
We’ll start with a cheat. Bypass the rigamarole of sampling from vinyl, and pretend you’ve done it already by using iZotope’s magnificent dust, scratch, warp and noise emulator! Vinyl’s UI is dominated by a turntable, with easy-to-use knobs for different sound-dirtying elements. With its hugely authentic results, Vinyl is the fastest (and certainly the cheapest) pathway to lo-fi, 80s vibes. izotope.com